“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

This Tumblr is for stuff that is distracting and/or entertaining me at any one moment. AKA Darren Criss, Starkid, Glee, Harry Potter...
“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)
IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.
THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”
is there actually sims fanfiction
like
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”
He will never look at her in the same way again.

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
how sweet
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

ASHLEYS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY?
(Former user DaltonFightClub- posted with permission)I am pissing.
Ashley-“Can we do awkward prom?”
Darren- “okay???”
And as he leaned in to pull ashely in front of him she said “oh no no-” AND TURNED HIM AROUND and he was SO CONFUSED OH GOD.The staff was cracking up and this was officially the best.

“You all” shall henceforth be known as the “Kentucky Compromise.”
Also, for people who doubt my ability to unironically say “y’all” Central Florida is indeed green…just not…super green.
Hah…super green…
Anyway…more fascinating linguistic maps here.





