The Obsessions
of a Twenty-Something
Ex-student, UK, procrastinating like it's my job.
This Tumblr is for stuff that is distracting and/or entertaining me at any one moment. AKA Darren Criss, Starkid, Glee, Harry Potter...
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yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

22 hours ago on June 17th, 2013 |42,907 notes

allaboardthepartyelk:

spookysassyrussian:

“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)

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IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.


THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”

1 day ago on June 16th, 2013 |71,832 notes
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darren's twitter: Hey, I'm doing the thing with @someone and @SomeoneElse and you guys should really check it out at #Hashtag because they're great!!!!
me: hi ricky
darren's twitter: weeooweeooweeooo derp derpderp woaH CRASH fart we'RE IN CANADA
me: hi darren
2 days ago on June 15th, 2013 |1,191 notes

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

3 days ago on June 15th, 2013 |62,376 notes
Tagged as: #lol #sims 
awesomephilia:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

awesomephilia:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

3 days ago on June 14th, 2013 |306,298 notes
Tagged as: #lol 
lissa612:

I wanted a group shot for my photo. I like how it came out.

lissa612:

I wanted a group shot for my photo. I like how it came out.

3 days ago on June 14th, 2013 |2,603 notes
dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

6 days ago on June 11th, 2013 |220,076 notes
Tagged as: #lol 
edwardspoonhands:

This Just Happened. 

edwardspoonhands:

This Just Happened. 

6 days ago on June 11th, 2013 |2,293 notes
6 days ago on June 11th, 2013 |2,223 notes

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

6 days ago on June 11th, 2013 |227,497 notes
Tagged as: #lol 
iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

1 week ago on June 10th, 2013 |139,455 notes
Tagged as: #lol 
comewhatblackbird:

ASHLEYS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY? (Former user DaltonFightClub- posted with permission)
I am pissing. 
Ashley-“Can we do awkward prom?”Darren- “okay???”And as he leaned in to pull ashely in front of him she said “oh no no-” AND TURNED HIM AROUND and he was SO CONFUSED OH GOD.
The staff was cracking up and this was officially the best.

comewhatblackbird:

ASHLEYS FUCKING PICTURE OKAY? 

(Former user DaltonFightClub- posted with permission)

I am pissing. 

Ashley-“Can we do awkward prom?”
Darren- “okay???”

And as he leaned in to pull ashely in front of him she said “oh no no-” AND TURNED HIM AROUND and he was SO CONFUSED OH GOD.

The staff was cracking up and this was officially the best.

1 week ago on June 10th, 2013 |3,012 notes
edwardspoonhands:

“You all” shall henceforth be known as the “Kentucky Compromise.”
Also, for people who doubt my ability to unironically say “y’all” Central Florida is indeed green…just not…super green.
Hah…super green…

Anyway…more fascinating linguistic maps here.

edwardspoonhands:

“You all” shall henceforth be known as the “Kentucky Compromise.”

Also, for people who doubt my ability to unironically say “y’all” Central Florida is indeed green…just not…super green.

Hah…super green…

Anyway…more fascinating linguistic maps here.

1 week ago on June 9th, 2013 |2,463 notes