Hey Yahoo look what you bought!

the-walking-superwholock:

 

You wanna rethink this one? 

consultingflatmates:

Can we just take a moment and TOM FELTON

Did you have a nickname growing up?

“Daddy, I want you to meet my fiancee, Finn”

“Grab my gun Leroy, he must have followed me back from the island”

theconduct0r:

IF YOU TOLD DARREN CRISS 4 YEARS AGO WHEN HE WAS DRESSED AS HARRY POTTER THAT HE’D BEING DOING THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION 

HED PROBABLY HIT YOU

afacelesschampion:

#diD HE JUST FUCKING THRUST OMFG

veri-pageofknowledge:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH

THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS 

i said “What the Dickens?” and emily and charles just kept fighting over it between that and “What the Dickinson?” until charles changed it to “What the Oliver Twist?”

‘I like voluminous butts and I cannot lie.

You secondary brothers can’t deny.

When a girl gracefully ambles in with an itty bitty waist.

And a round great engine forcing itself through turbid water in your face.

Thou get sprung. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. ‘

and

‘You make me deeply feel like I’m living a teenage dream.

“The way you turn me on” said she, in the same hurried passionate whisper.

I can’t sleep a conscious slumber.Procrastination is the thief of time, collar That magnanimous

being.

Don’t ever look back. “Don’t ever look back”, he growled incoherently.

So put thy hands on me in my skin-tight jeans. I’ll zealously be your teenage dream tonight.’

a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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cas-get-into-my-ass:

1. ilikemymenbritish:

scottish-hagrid:

“Harry can hear an eerie, mysterious voice that echoes from somewhere in the distance”

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU!

ohshush:

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