Obsessions
of a Twenty-Something
Ex-student, UK, procrastinating like it's my job.
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sarah-the-artiste:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

"I’M DOING THE TWILIGHT BARK"

1 day ago on September 18th, 2014 |529,416 notes

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

1 month ago on August 18th, 2014 |119,580 notes

lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

1 month ago on August 17th, 2014 |65,127 notes
Tagged as: #lmao 

thorlokid:

x

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 |15,706 notes

stupishinji:

LOOOOOOL

2 months ago on July 7th, 2014 |44,797 notes
Tagged as: #lmao 

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

2 months ago on July 1st, 2014 |770,652 notes
Tagged as: #lmao 
3 months ago on June 16th, 2014 |4,532 notes

seadeepspaceontheside:

AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE

3 months ago on June 11th, 2014 |117,507 notes
homeisanywhereyoustay:

justnevilledup:

4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

#I had NO IDEA how relevant that caption would be

I WAITED UNTIL THE END, THEN I DIED.

homeisanywhereyoustay:

justnevilledup:

4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

I WAITED UNTIL THE END, THEN I DIED.

3 months ago on May 30th, 2014 |304,775 notes
Tagged as: #lmao #amazing 

andriewgarfield:

Emma and Andrew Behind the Scenes of The Amazing Spider-Man (part 2)

3 months ago on May 24th, 2014 |3,002 notes

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

image

4 months ago on May 21st, 2014 |324,284 notes
Tagged as: #lmao 

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]

4 months ago on May 19th, 2014 |65,502 notes
Tagged as: #omg #lmao 
eyesopenkattniss:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a big part of the story is lost when you cut a fucking circle out of it

eyesopenkattniss:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a big part of the story is lost when you cut a fucking circle out of it

4 months ago on May 9th, 2014 |448,405 notes
2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…


I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

4 months ago on May 7th, 2014 |460,684 notes

emilystoneedits:

Emma and Andrew on SNL (03.05.14)

4 months ago on May 4th, 2014 |1,875 notes